Man versus women
Message: -The Silent Treatment-
A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at
5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break
the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left
it where he knew she would find
it.
The next morning, the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious,
he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00
AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds
of contests.
-WIFE VS. HUSBAND-
A couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed
a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the
wife replied , "in-laws
-WOMEN'S REVENGE-
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked,
after folding items the woman wished
to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I
noticed a remote control for a
television
set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV
remote?" I asked. "No," she
replied, " but
my husband refused to come shopping
with me, and I figured this was the
most
evil thing I could do to him legally."
-UNDERSTANDING WOMEN-
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand
women. I'll never understand how you
can
take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by
the
root, and still be afraid of a spider.
-W O R D S-
A husband read an article to his wife
about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to
be because we have to repeat
everything
to men...
The husband then turned to his wife
and asked, "What?"
-CREATION-
A man said to his wife one day, "I
don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time. "
The wife responded, "Allow me
to
explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!
